Hey guys I don’t think you’ll care too much, but I have decided to leave tumblr for a while. I’m not too happy with one of my grades or with how little I’ve progressed with my college apps and since I’m a mobile blogger like 99% of the time I’m just gonna delete the app and download it again around Thanksgiving probably when all my applications have been sent in and my grade has gone up so unless you can tutor me in physics, I’ll see you in a couple months! It kills me to not be able to blog about the maze runner and mockingjay since there’s probably gonna be some really cool posts about those things soon, but yeah I just need to sort out my priorities cause these next few months are kinda crucial so yeah this was just a little fyi in case you get all curious when I don’t show up on your dash anymore. So yeah enjoy your life I’ll see you later!

alphabitches:

My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

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emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

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vaspim:

Being a good friend isn’t just “defending” your friend… it’s calling your friend out on their fuckshit and being real w/ them. Some of you fail 2 realize this.

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